Paco's Top 10 Ideas That Were Denied For The Birthday Bash

Our Birthday Bash is Thursday, July 26th at Spinnaker Beach Club with some AMAZING bands and great prizes and drink specials. While we're still piecing it all together there were a few suggestions I made that were shut down as soon as the words left my mouth. Here are the top 10.

10. Midget Tossing

 

Ah yes the time honored tradition of Midget Tossing. This noble sport went away when little people didn't want to be called "midgets" anymore and then decided they don't like being thrown around. Denied

9. ROLLING DICE

 

How do you roll dice? I dunno. I've just seen it done on TV in the ghetto and it looks fun. Unfortunately this got shot down real quick

8. COCKFIGHTS

 

Pretty sure I was drunk when I suggested this. Probably a good thing it was denied

7. PIRATE AUCTION

 

Hey, if it was good enough for Disneyland then it's good enough for us! Unfortunately the higher ups frowned upon auctioning off women. Denied

6. BOARD GAME TOURNAMENT

 

I tried to go the family friendly route BUT then I realized that this would be just a really bad idea all around. I ended up denying myself on this one

5. FREESTYLE RAP CONTEST

 

In my head I was picturing 8 mile. In reality it would be more like 3 Kilometers. Denied

4. TWERK COMPETITION

 

Now THIS one I still think would be a great idea. Sex sells and I stand by that. However it was promptly denied. Back to the drawing board

3. CPR CLASS

 

Face it, we've had a lot of drownings on the beach. People who don't know their colors are getting swept away and I figured we could have a group certification class. Unfortunately it was brought to my attention that when you mix alcohol, rock music, and a CPR class, it just doesn't mix well

2. BOWLING TOURNAMENT

 

Spinnaker isn't a bowling alley....whoops

1. FREE LAP DANCES

 

This one I figured would be a hit. I thought we could set up a private room and one at a time we offer free lap dances from the girls from the local clubs. Unfortunately this DEFINITELY is a huge liability issue and would most likely end up with 96Rock being on the news. 

While these ideas would definitely put us on the map, it would most likely be our LAST birthday bash. In the meantime though we still have some amazing prizes, 2 great bands (Bound and Determined and Despite The Irony), and alcohol. Plenty of alcohol. We'll see you on the 26th!

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