JURASSIC PARK FRANCHISE - THE DEFINITIVE MOVIE RANKINGS

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Like many of you I went to see the new Jurassic World movie and when I came out I realized that there are now 5 Jurassic Park movies. That's crazy! These movies deserve to be ranked so starting from 5, we're counting down to the best Jurassic Park movie

5. JURASSIC PARK 3

This was a no brainer. JP3 just isn't in the same league as the other movies. Dr. Alan Grant was awesome and so was the dino action but the story was just weak. The entire premise plot was saving some kid from a parasailing incident. 

Don't even get me started on this random ass scene:

Weird as hell and that's why it's at the bottom.

4. JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM

The latest in the franchise deserves a lot more credit than number 4. They went in a somewhat different direction and the movie was pretty different than what the trailer showed. This movie doesn't really deserve to be at the bottom 2 but the other movies were so much better


3. JURASSIC PARK: THE LOST WORLD

This movie had some of the most iconic scenes in cinema history. From Dr. Malcom (Jeff Goldblum) screaming "Hang on to something!" during the crazy cliff scene, to a F#CKING T-Rex rampaging through San Diego. Sure we can pick apart obvious flaws in that rampage but it doesn't matter because it was awesome. I remember sitting in that theater at 13 years old and just being blown away at what I was watching. 

4. JURASSIC WORLD

This is the movie that brought a dead franchise back to life. I absolutely loved this movie and I lost count at how many times I saw it in the theater. Seeing the park finally open and running like an actual theme park. They had it down. The marketing for this movie was awesome too. Their website acted like a real theme park website and their social media team killed it. People are going to pick out the flaws in this movie which is fair. But it still kicked ass. Not as much ass as the OG though.....

1. JURASSIC PARK

Was there ever any doubt? 25 years later and this movie is STILL rewatchable every time. This movie broke the mold with their special effects and it deserves to stay at the top of this list.


HONORABLE MENTION: THE JURASSIC PARK VIDEO GAMES

Seriously, those games kicked ass 


Bonus "Honest Trailers"

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